One day two best turtle friends called Murray and Wags had a paint ball war at the paint ball arena. Wags hit Murray in the stomach and then Murray threw a paint grenade at Wags. It went all over him. Then Wags shot Murray all over with a machine gun. But Murray got him back with a bazooka. Wags got Murray right in the face with a Ak-47. Then it was time to go home. They went home on their longboards.
After the paintball war they had tea which was a mean feed of shriveled snake and a stiff sand shark they had found in the middle of the desert.Murray had 20 wicked little worms with a budget drink from the watering hole and wags had a dinner deal of snails + 1.5 litre of water. Then they skateboarded back to the house on their muscle boy skateboards.When they got home they put their shells in the wash and went to bed. When they got up they had breakfast which was plants,snake insides and fried scorpions. After breakfast they got their shells out of the wash but they were badly stained. They tried everything to get it off including Mr muscles Easy Off Bam Active foam but it didn't work.
And that is how the turtles got their colours.
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